Hi, everybody. I'm Kasey Jones, and this is my home page. From here you can learn about my private life, my professional life, my cats and my travels to the Caribbean and Hawaii. You can get to all that good stuff from here, but first, please read my credits and disclaimer:
My opinions are my own and are made in good faith with the intent to inform those who give a hoot what I think. My opinion is not to be construed as medical or legal or business advice. I hold the copyright to all photos and text on this pages. They are not available for sale or any other use.
Kids, don't go any further on this page without your parents' consent. Parents, I have rated this site NC-17, which means children under 17 should not read these pages unless their parents have approved it first. In addition, I have placed keywords on this page that will trigger filtering software such as Cyber Nazi and Net Nosy Face that will prevent children from seeing it. (However, your children probably know how to circumvent the software.)
Some of the activities described on my pages could result in personal injury or death. I am a professional; do not try this at home.
Your mileage may vary. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. No animals were harmed in making these pages. Always wear your seat belt. Register and vote.
Note to visitors with disabilities: I would appreciate
feedback from those using Voice Browsers, Screen Magnifiers, Braille Readers, text-only Browsers, and those unable to use a mouse, regarding the performance of my pages. This is the text-only version of my site.No audio files are used on this site.
Q: Kasey, I have an exciting product or service that I'm sure will improve your life. May I send you information?
A: No.
Q: Kasey, I am a crackpot, socially inept cretin who hides behind a computer screen and likes to flame people rather than develop a personality. May I share my crude observations with you?
A: No.
Q: Kasey, you haul 16 tons and what do you get?
A: A hernia.
Q: Kasey, who do you model your tech support style after?
A: The Bastard Operator from Hell (
BOFH).Q: Kasey, what saying sums up your philosophy of life?
A: Edmund Burke said it best: "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Either that or "No hazmats."
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