Hi, everybody. I'm Kasey Jones, and this is my home page. From here you can learn about my private life, my professional life, my cats and my travels to the Caribbean and Hawaii. You can get to all that good stuff from here, but first, please read my credits and disclaimer:

I do not speak for my employer or any other personal, corporate or government entity.

Kids, don't go any further on this page without your parents' consent. Parents, I have rated this site NC-17, which means children under 17 should not read these pages unless their parents have approved it first. In addition, I have placed keywords on this page that will trigger filtering software such as Cyber Nazi and Net Nosy Face that will prevent children from seeing it.(However, your children probably know how to circumvent the software.)

Some of the activities described on my pages could result in personal injury or death. I am a professional; do not try this at home.

Your mileage may vary. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. No animals were harmed in making these pages. Always wear your seat belt. Register and vote.

Note to visitors with disabilities: I would appreciate feedback from those using Voice Browsers, Screen Magnifiers, Braille Readers, text-only Browsers, and those unable to use a mouse, regarding the performance of my pages.

There is also a text-only version of my site.

I realize that the photos may not be useful to those visitors who are blind or visually impaired, but I have tried to make the captions as descriptive as possible in case you want to capture images to send to sighted people.

No audio files are used on this site.

Q: Kasey, I have an exciting product or service that I'm sure will improve your life. May I send you information?

A: No.

Q: Kasey, I am a crackpot, socially inept cretin who hides behind a computer screen and likes to flame people rather than develop a personality. May I share my crude observations with you?

A: No.

Q: Kasey, I hate women or blacks or fat people or journalists or computer system administrators or liberals or feminists or cat-lovers or baby boomers or IBM users. May I call you late at night and share my opinions of you?

A: No. And I have Caller ID.

Q: Kasey, how can I get a cool domain name like kaseyjones.net?

A: You can't. All the cool names are taken.

Q: Kasey, I went to high school or college with you or I worked with you during your storied career, had an affair with you or owe you money. May I get in touch?

A: Yes, please send me e-mail. I'd love to hear from you.

Q: Kasey, I have several comments about your Web site. May I share them with you?

A: That depends. If your comments or criticisms are along the lines of "This site sucks!" then don't bother. However, if you have constructive criticism or ideas that I can use to improve this Web site, then please, let me know in detail. I want this to be enjoyable and edifying.

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Q: Kasey, you haul 16 tons and what do you get?

A: A hernia.

Q: Kasey, who do you model your tech support style after?

A: The Bastard Operator from Hell (BOFH).

Q: Kasey, what saying sums up your philosophy of life?

A: Edmund Burke said it best: "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Either that or "No hazmats."

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